Exclusive to Cheng

Happy 21st Cheng!!

every other friend of you will be putting your chio-est photo and wishing u happy bday.

cos its your 21st.

but,

not me.

not your EXCLUSIVE BFF.

hahahaha.

anyway,

i know already.

you can dont call me babe,

call me LEE.

just like how i call u Cheng yea.

HAHAHAHAH.

anyways,

im sorry i aint physically here for you.

BUT BUT.

im emotionally and (sexually) here k.

Have a GOOD 21ST being bed-ridden!!!

KKKKK.

its ur bday,

i ought to be nice.

I HOPE.

YOUR PIMPLES DISAPPEAR JUST FOR TODAY.

YOU MIRACULOUSLY CAN STAND UP FOR 31 MINUTES.

*note 31 ok. i give you 1 min more than the doc's :X*

AND MAY KELVIN GIVE YOU THE BEST SEX EVER!!!!

kk,

im just joking about the sex part.

hao la.

我希望，

你永远青春可爱，

讨人喜欢，

漂亮，

胸部达到B CUP.

每天都有 GOOD HAIR DAY

你的男朋友对你好好。

身体健康。

早日康复，

每天都开开心心的 OK？

最最最重要！

祝你，

未来的老公，

在性方面是高手哦！！！！

xoxo,

your forever horny, pervertic, funny, cute, and everything nice,

but still a virgin de,

exclusive BFF.

OMG,

I CANT BELIEVED I JUST TYPED ALL THAT!

muacks!

i think im halfway in msia to KL already,

nevertheless,

我爱你cheng :)