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'ur english is terrible, its a pain reading your blog full of singlish. how did you even get into a jc?! did u slept with the examiner so that they can give u a pass? no wait. you slept around isn't it?'

hi dear,
if its a pain reading my blog,
you can jolly well don't read it.
you're sadistic, i can't really help it yea?

hmm fyi,
i think its illegal for underage sex.
so i don't think the examiner would dare to do it.
HOWEVER,
i got a b3 for english,
my o levels results was pretty satisfying,
the lowest were b3,
rest were As.
which is why i made it to a JC.

as for my singlish,
i cant help it either,
im veli proud to be a true singapolean worss.

BUT.
my english essays in primary schools were always printed out to be model essays for my classmates,
my english orals for PSLE / O LEVELS were As/distinctions.

JUST IN CASE,
u think i slept with my a levels' examiners too.
im still below 18 at that point of time,
and i got a B for GP.

yea,
probably i was really lucky when i go for A & O levels.

happy with my answer?

AND,
i can speak perfect english when im shopping.

if sleeping around can give me 10 orgasms a day for everyman i slept with,
i don't mind!
hahahahahaha.
k im just joking.

you don't have to read her blog / twitter,
then come making it seems like she's / ure attacking me.

no doubt,
her english is wayyyy better than mine.
BUT i dont think yours is better than mine.

however to make u happy,
i'll choose to look more stupid than u k :)
let u win.
ur english most zai.