双喜临门 NOT

and so.
i saw a mosquito flying in my room.
cheebye wen zi suck alot of my blood already.
so while it rest on my hello kitty calculator.
i used my 一指神功 to kill it!
i simply wack my calculator with my middle finger.
KNN.
NOW THE BLOOD IS STUCK IN THE  缝 of my calculator.
its my fav calculator.
AND IM VERY DULAN OVER IT.

cb mosquito.

AND THEN.
i wanna wash my face (yea what a surprise)
dads room is locked.
GREAT.
dont needa pee.
fine.
head to the kitchen's toilet.
GUESS WHAT I SAW.

a fucking crockroach nymph?
MINI ONE.
with lonnng feelers.
how i wish it was another mosquito (giant one i dont mind)
i'll just wack it with my HAND.
but wells.

THEN.
I SAW THIS THING MOVE!!
there's a lizard in the toilet too.
FML TTM.

so i ran over to my dad's room and knocked his door!
i sweared i yelled ‘老爸！papa！daddy! LIM BEI! 爹！！'
his TV is loud enough to cover my screams i guess.
he never open the door for me.
he must be snoring.
and i hate it.

no.
i blame that bitch for calling him,
thus he havta lock his door,
thus hes having a bad mood.
screw that bitch.
fuck her one two three.

random thing.
i hate those people commenting on my mums collection on those sold out items.
U BLIND OR WHAT.
sibei dulan.
im the one invoicing leh.
ask those stupid questions where on the web has it.
feel like just asking her to go see an optician.

k la i know i very mean.
but.
i needa let this out somewhere.

and great.
i just receive another stupid email.

no offence if the girl is reading my blog.

BUT PLEASE.
can you all stop doing this to me...

and cos im upset over the mosquito, ugly calculator, lizard and cockroach.

i told this customer
if she wanna get isa item, she can leave a comment. or email.
and i said, if she comment, she didnt receive a reply, means item is sold.
if she wanna get a reply no matter what, just send us an email.

and guess what she replies...

oic.
I shall go and post a comment then.
If no reply, then i try email with the item name and collection.
thx so much =)
 
 
?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!??!
 
honestly.
pls tell me,
are my words that hard to understand?
 
u would have know,
if u wanna get a reply no matter what, then just email right? why comment? then no reply - which i already said means sold out
then still email again????????
 
我不明白。。。。。
 
anyway, this customer is somewhat nice.
im just 对事不对人。
 
its the things she reply that made me so zek.
not the person itself.
 
i'd already reach the stage.
i dont wanna kill or strangle deadbuyers or slutty customers anymore.
i just wanna kill myself so i wont havta tolerate their nonsense shit.
 
最高境界。
 
nonetheless.
 
HUAT AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
im so random but i like it.
 
perhaps this is why people dont get me.
 
owells.
 
I DONT THINK I CAN BATH TMR COS OF THOSE SICKENING CREATURES IN THE TOILET.
HOWWW :(