Just don't fall

 

 on schedule today.

nua on the bed while waiting for smlj to be ready.

and i got my curry chicken craving settled.

i love my friends so much when they are free for me :)

oh and that leopard kitty!

voon got it for me for my bday last year!

finally removed it from the wrapper and decided if it's meant to be dirty, IT WILL BE.

hahahaha.

i usually bu she de use my soft toys...... usually.

 

brocolli and thought of shithole.

LOL.

 

she wants a bulldog as a pet.

i never get her.

bulldog? honestly?

with all the saliva dripping, then calling me in the middle of the night.

'eileeennn my dog is sick sia, how, it doesn't move'

i'll just be laughing and reply.

'LAZY LOR, LIKE THE OWNER'

ok i'm kidding, all this i made it all up with my imagination.

 

i don't understand my friends, again.

when i doll up, the dress down.

when i go up with 0 makeup, ugly fringe, unkempt hair.

SHE BLOODY DRESSED UP.

okay, minimal dressed up.

wtf or wtf?

WE GOT NO HAT TRICK SIA :<

and u should really check out what caption she put under this photo on her blog.

hahahahaha.

okay epic story of the day.

while we walked to the curry chicken, this SA said 'hi' to us.

i think it's cos i accidentally eye-contacted him or what..

and me and smlj just looked at each other and we burst out laughing...

cos his 'hi' was just very loud, and awkward.

and the look on his face... hmm. still awkward. 

 

so after brunch, i told her i wanna eat tutu kueh.

while queuing i was telling her how i aspired to be a famous blogger last time.

like i just earn from blogging! don't have to work.

yeah, i used to think that way...

but anyway, i told her it'll never gonna happen.

cos i'll need to go out in makeup almost every day.

i'll need to take picture of everything i eat.

i'll need to use up all my brain cells in thinking how to blog interestingly to attract readers.

I CANT DO IT.

we tried to hold a proper conversation earlier on while we indulge in our curry chicken.

and it was just, queer.

imagine 2 girls, focusing in eating their chicken, YET holding serious conversation about rs woes.

but no eye contact, throughout the whole conversation, we were both looking and eating our own food.

LOL, SIMI SIMI SIMI?

and, everytime i see food i just wanna grab it and put inside my mouth.

ask me to take picture?!

i might just throw tantrum and stomp off.

i'm serious...

ok, sorry i side tracked.

so i did this.

i said,

'eh, you know blogger can never do this'

and i stuffed one tutu kueh into my mouth, unglamly.

and GRINNED WIDELY AT HER, AND THIS GUY WHO WAS STARING AT ME.

with my tutu kueh in my mouth i asked

'was this the guy who hi us just now?'

smlj: 'YES'

i just wanted to dig a hole and bury myself at that time.

now you know why i never have guys who like me.

hahahahaahahaha.

and later on, we tried stuffing TWO tutu kuehs inside our mouth.

and yes, we both can do it.

and this random dude at the bus stop, just keep staring at us laughing like lunatics,

mouths stuffed with food like puffer fish, mortified i guess..

oh yeah, we do stupid stuff and laugh at each other all day.

and i actually hope, we can do this everyday.

and, lo and behold....

we did something out of the norm today.......

 

insiders joke.

privated fb video.

but to the brothers, we all love you.

I'M SURE YOU ALL CAN NEVER FIND SUCH GIRLS WHO WILL DO SUCH STUFF JUST TO MAKE YOU ALL LAUGH.

lastly, i'm ending my entry with a bang.

two handsome boys for you to ogle.

TAHDAH.

 

apped this pic to baby ferm and asked

'GUESS WHO?'

and yes, she got it right.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH.

i don't know how i managed to find a second clarence ang in my life.

lol.

although, i think my life sucks when the guys i fall for, their ex-es are fucking hot.

why can't they just have normal ex-es?

like, normal girl, normal eyes, normal nose, normal face, normal figure.

why must their ex be FUCKING HOT?

it's fucked up.

i feel so insecure and small, my balls shrink to 10mm :<

ok, but despite my insecurities.

i'm still a very happy girl :)

*****

ok random but yinagoh!

do you have to be so chio?!

 

i'm sorry ah, i have the tendency to grab chio picture(s) of my own friends and post them on my blog.

for me to haolian, for ppl to ogle.

and wtf baybeh all your photos are KSLC.

and i'll forever remember what yz said to me.

'我的baby在楼上'

wo de baby sia!

faster detox and see u soon for steamboat when vera is back pleaseeeeeeee.

no, see u on very friday, and steamboat soon.

HAHA.

OH YEAH. AND SOMEONE ASKED ABOUT MY HAIR SO HERE IT IS!

 

ever since yina brought me to salon vim, i only dye my hair there.

but i'll re-dye the black roots myself or at other places la, if not it's too costly.

and i personally love John a lot cos he knows how to handle my 0 expectations.

whenever i go i'll just say 'i sian of my colour already, help me change to anything'

hahahahaaha.

and, he never disappoint me! :>

 

and.... he cuts the nicest bangs. 

IM SERIOUS.

lol.

i love you yinagoh.

you are the only living soul who will photoshop my face shorter.

I LOVE YOU MORE THAN YZ.

SHI AI SI NI DE.